At a restaraunt my husband had something called fried mandu (spelling could be wrong) and we were discussing what it might taste like when Tyler offered this explanation:
Did they fry a man using the bathroom?
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Isaac: What's inside my belly button?
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Nick: ball ball ball (much cuter when you hear it, but I just couldn't bear to leave him out!)
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Tyler: Teacher aren't super heroes
Daddy: Yes they are, if there were not teachers how would you learn?
Tyler: The Internet
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Isaac: When I put on my sunglasses all the girls will scream and hug me, but don't worry, momma, they are just my friends.
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Tyler's teacher: If I have 9 dogs and they all have two ears, how many ears do you think I will have?
Tyler: 18...That's multiplication....It's 9 groups of 2
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Nick: Tdown (touchdown-arms raised in the air)
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Tyler: My butt just burped!
So funny! That last one was great! :)
ReplyDeleteBurping bottoms? Genius :) And hilarious.
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